Fssssshhhhhh.......BANG......and I'm dead.

Just got back from Tesco about an hour ago - went and did the weekly shopping. Spent too much as always but got a bargain on some wine.........................and other things.


Out to the car park....


Packed the car....


Get into the front seat....


Seatbelt on....


Start ignition....


Roll down the window....


Light a fag....


Put the car into reverse....


Start to reverse....


Glance in the rear-view mirror....



..........and spot the 10 ENORMOUS HIGHLY-EXPLOSIVE rockets I bought for the 5th of november slowly toppling towards my face.



NEVER MOVED SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE



I was outside of the car so quickly I broke about 9 laws of physics.


Still - they are ridiculously large rockets.


Will post more after Saturday night


(assuming I still have fingers to type with)