Monday, December 04, 2006
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Federation vs Empire
Top youtube mash up to answer the age old question of who kicks the most arse - Star Trek or Star Wars? Features an excellent slap-down of the Tie-Fighters.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Finnish Madman
So he straps a mini jet-turbine to each ankle, starts them going then jumps out of a hot air baloon at 2000 feet up in the sky.
Nutter.
But fantastic results.
Although personally I would have tied my feet together. If you have jet-turbine engines strapped to your ankles you really dont want them going in different directions.
Live News
As soon as a news-anchor says "We're going over live to...." it's always bound to kick off
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Thursday, June 01, 2006
David and Stephanie Mackie
All the posts below posted on 1st June 2006 are from the wedding of David and Stepanie in April 2006. start at the bottom and then scroll up for a rough timeline of the day.
The Happy Couple. This is actually an action shot. Colin (mums cousin, partially concealled in a picture below) is on the left throwing a handfull of confetti. Sadly the confetti had clumped together, and in about 0.00001 is about to hit Stephanie in the face. She was ok. Hell of a welcome to the family tho'.
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Third person from the right is cousin Stuart, actor, currently in LA, whose website can be found here, and his entry on casting call pro can be found here.
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Picture of the String Quartet who played in the church while people ere sitting down and waiting for the festivities to begin. I think they were a quartet anyway. You can only see three of them here. One may be hiding. Actually I think one of them was a ninja, so is probably invisible to the camera. Or is that a vampire? A Vampire String Quartet.....can anything be more terrifying?
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Out at the back of the hotel there was a lake which was very peacefull to sit in the morning......until the irritating kids who were camping to go fishing were up and awake screaming like the gits they were.
I was sitting, reading, having an early morning smoke in the sunshine, listening to the birdsong when the little shits get out of their tent on the far-side of the lake and a booming voice immediatly comes over the tannoy:
"YOU ARE ON PRIVATE LAND. LEAVE THE SITE IMMEDIATLY! YOU ARE BEING MONITORED BY AUTOMATED SECURITY SYSTEMS! LEAVE IMMEDIATLY!"
I swear to God I was waiting for "YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!", and the sudden appearance of the ED-209.
Which wouldn'y have been too bad a thing as the little shits would have been gone at least.
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Monday, April 10, 2006
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Pay close attention
This one is really weird but cool. Make sure you read the info below before you view the video and turn up the volume if you can.
This is a car advertisement from a few years ago. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
Watch the front end of the car closely as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road.
Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial.
Polar Bear Games
I cant be bothered to see if I've posted this before, so possible re-post.
Japanese girl wearing a Seal on her head taunts a Polar Bear who is clearly having none of it.
The 'Hoff
Christ, this is awful.
How long can you stand it before you have to rip your own ears off?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Screaming Bananas
This video does not actually contain bananas that scream, but seems to come from here according to Google Video
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Chuck Norris Facts
Contains all you ever need to know about the martial arts master, including the following gems:
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Least. Fearsome. Ninja. Ever.
........Why would anyone put a video of themselves doing this on the internet?
Crazy Ninja Madness
Although I never knew Ninja's carried trampoliines around.
On a bit of a Ninja kick this week.
Sorry.
No I'm not!
I LOVE NINJA'S!
Saturday, January 07, 2006
Nature's Ninja's
I just heard a report on Radio 4 news about the boars who escaped a few days ago (click here if you dont know what I'm on about).
One of the animal rights activists on the discussion panel said they wouldn't be easy to catch as "Wild Boards are Nature's Ninja's".
I am now looking forward to the inevitable stories next week about wild boars dropping out of trees wearing black and killing ramblers with throwing stars.
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