1. You don't need to see my goddamn identification 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
2. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
3. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutley, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room.....accept no substitutes.
4. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're going to do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatoonie.
5. Feel the force, motherfucker.
6. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of. Do they speak Bocce on What?
7. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
8. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
9. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
10. Hand me my lightsaber....it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker".
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
10 things we want to hear Mace Windu say in Revenge of the Sith
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