Golf club thing

Directly outside my parents apartment, over the road is a golf driving range. There are 3 floors and one range where people stand and hit shots into the distance. In the early evening this range is almost fully covered in little white dots, all of the golf balls. I can sit there for hours and watch it become more and more filled with white, when all of a sudden, at random moments of the day the entertainment begins.............Picture the Popemobile......an armoured Popemobile with an enormous Hoover attatched underneath. He (or she) goes out in this chain mail contraption...........the floor is white with golfballs, and where ever the Popemobile passes the balls are hoovered up. So far, so safe, so good. Sadly they have reckoned without the dark side of Hong Kong Golfers.......As soon as the Hoover of God is on its way all the golfers seem to go insane. They compete to see who can kill, or at least maim the driver. They fire a huge volley of golf balls firing across the range over and over again, with only one target..............Hooverman.