Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Bush Imagine

Bush does U2

....and this just makes it worse (look at the post below first)

His blog is here


Matt Dancing

I am so jealous of this man........even his bad dancing

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Federation vs Empire

Top youtube mash up to answer the age old question of who kicks the most arse - Star Trek or Star Wars? Features an excellent slap-down of the Tie-Fighters.


Wednesday, June 07, 2006

"I am not here"

Bush drinking again?

Superman & Lois

Finnish Madman

So he straps a mini jet-turbine to each ankle, starts them going then jumps out of a hot air baloon at 2000 feet up in the sky.

Nutter.

But fantastic results.

Although personally I would have tied my feet together. If you have jet-turbine engines strapped to your ankles you really dont want them going in different directions.

William Shatner does Se7en

Starring William Shatner, William Shatner and William Shatner

Live News

As soon as a news-anchor says "We're going over live to...." it's always bound to kick off


You dumbass

In the dictionary under "Dumbass" it shows a picture of this man:

I love this

all together now:

ah-weema-way
ah-weema-way
ah-weema-way
ah-weema-way



Google Video

Now this is just wrong...

Thursday, June 01, 2006

David and Stephanie Mackie

All the posts below posted on 1st June 2006 are from the wedding of David and Stepanie in April 2006. start at the bottom and then scroll up for a rough timeline of the day.


Highland Warrior
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Colin and Carol
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First Dance
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First Dance
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Bobby (2nd from right) giving all his attention to his beer. I think he's trying to make it levitate out of the glass here.
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Much later in the evening. Nicola in full-on celebrity pose
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Action pic of my shy and retiring sister.
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Nice pic of Colin and Carol
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Nicola, Elizabeth, Mum, Jean, Carol, Lynne
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The boys again
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THE BOYS........Dan (my brother-in-law), ME, Bobby (uncle), my Dad, Jim( Grooms father an d my Uncle, Craig (cousin), Alan (cousin Elizabeths partner), Colin (cousin [my mums cousin really])
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Bits of the Mackie/Murphy clan (L to R) Lynne, Nicole (cousin Craig's partner), Jean (aunt, Elizabeth and Craigs mum), Mum, Carol (cousin Colin's partner)
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This is Irene's side of the family (My aunt, the Grooms mother)
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The Happy Couple. This is actually an action shot. Colin (mums cousin, partially concealled in a picture below) is on the left throwing a handfull of confetti. Sadly the confetti had clumped together, and in about 0.00001 is about to hit Stephanie in the face. She was ok. Hell of a welcome to the family tho'.
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Third person from the right is cousin Stuart, actor, currently in LA, whose website can be found here, and his entry on casting call pro can be found here.
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Blurry picture of absolutely no idea, sorry.
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Mr and Mrs Mackie walking up the aisle (actually according to my brother-in-laws best man they are actually going up the Apse....but thats another story)
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I was actually a lot closer to the front than this shot makes it look (I think thats the back of my dad's head in the middle there)
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Picture of the String Quartet who played in the church while people ere sitting down and waiting for the festivities to begin. I think they were a quartet anyway. You can only see three of them here. One may be hiding. Actually I think one of them was a ninja, so is probably invisible to the camera. Or is that a vampire? A Vampire String Quartet.....can anything be more terrifying?
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The Groom's guys (David the Groomis the one at the back standing)

[edit - no he's not, thats Stuart, david is the one sitting in the middle, sorry guys]
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(L to R) Elizabeth (my cousin), Alan (her partner), Jean (My aunt), Bobby (my uncle), Colin (my mums cousin)
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waiting for the bus
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the lake again
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Better shot of the sky in the water
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The sky reflected in the water
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Out at the back of the hotel there was a lake which was very peacefull to sit in the morning......until the irritating kids who were camping to go fishing were up and awake screaming like the gits they were.

I was sitting, reading, having an early morning smoke in the sunshine, listening to the birdsong when the little shits get out of their tent on the far-side of the lake and a booming voice immediatly comes over the tannoy:

"YOU ARE ON PRIVATE LAND. LEAVE THE SITE IMMEDIATLY! YOU ARE BEING MONITORED BY AUTOMATED SECURITY SYSTEMS! LEAVE IMMEDIATLY!"

I swear to God I was waiting for "YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!", and the sudden appearance of the ED-209.

Which wouldn'y have been too bad a thing as the little shits would have been gone at least.
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An Angus cow that lives in the ground of the hotel we stayed at for the wedding
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The Venue for David and Stephanie's wedding
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