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Back to the Ninja again

Chuck Norris Facts

Contains all you ever need to know about the martial arts master, including the following gems:

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

And my favourite video of all time.................

Batman Concludes

She's American.....her name is Chelsea.........could this be the first internet sighting of Bills daughter?

What Jules from Pulp Fiction did next.............

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Least. Fearsome. Ninja. Ever.

........Why would anyone put a video of themselves doing this on the internet?

Santa is a Ninja

......I LOVE THIS

I started off thinking " You are not a ninja, you are a twat." Then........

I'm sure Yoda said something about patience and practice....

Crazy Ninja Madness

Although I never knew Ninja's carried trampoliines around.

On a bit of a Ninja kick this week.

Sorry.

No I'm not!

I LOVE NINJA'S!

T-Shirt Folding

Nature's Ninja's

I just heard a report on Radio 4 news about the boars who escaped a few days ago (click here if you dont know what I'm on about).

One of the animal rights activists on the discussion panel said they wouldn't be easy to catch as "Wild Boards are Nature's Ninja's".

I am now looking forward to the inevitable stories next week about wild boars dropping out of trees wearing black and killing ramblers with throwing stars.