Nature's Ninja's

I just heard a report on Radio 4 news about the boars who escaped a few days ago (click here if you dont know what I'm on about).

One of the animal rights activists on the discussion panel said they wouldn't be easy to catch as "Wild Boards are Nature's Ninja's".

I am now looking forward to the inevitable stories next week about wild boars dropping out of trees wearing black and killing ramblers with throwing stars.