Chuck Norris Facts

Contains all you ever need to know about the martial arts master, including the following gems:

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.